Via whatsapp: Barber : head masssage kar du? Me : kar

Via whatsapp: Barber : head masssage kar du? Me : kar de, kaunse tel se? Barber : Almond Oil is for 250₹ Me : Navratna? Barber: 150₹ Me: Coconut Oil Barber : 100₹ Me : isse sasta nahi hai kuchh? Barber *to his helper* : chhotu, *Crude Oil* ka barrel nikaal!!